A fucked-up bitch who never knows what she wants; a warm toilet seat: If you can find one to get on, it feels great. However, in the back of your mind you know that someone had to be there before you.
by wiessman February 05, 2003
A motor scooter: fun to ride, but you sure don't want your friends to see you on them.
... Taxes: You pay, and you pay, and then you pay some more and never seem to get anything back
... Taxes: You pay, and you pay, and then you pay some more and never seem to get anything back
by wiessman February 05, 2003