Rub-A-Deuce

When a male defecate on his own hand and proceeds to use that hand to aggressively pleasure himself through masterbation.

Nick proceeded to Rub-A-Deuce after a long night of gaming with his buddies.

by DirtyDickNBalls May 22, 2016

Rubbing holes

Rubbing holes is when two women rub each other vaginas together

Two horny women left the bar to go rubbing holes together

by Bing-a-ling5 November 26, 2016

Dick-Rubbed

When a Man wears someones clothes without underwear

Billy Dick-rubbed My Joggers Yesterday

by 60sgirl May 18, 2018

Alabama Thigh Rub

When your morbidly obese girlfriend walks a mile in the hot Alabama sun and comes home drenched in sweat, and later gets eaten out by her brother and 3 cousins.

“Damn Rufus yo sister is looking thick as fuck and mighty sweaty, looks delicious for your entire family.” “Dinner is served!”
“Ya I might have to give my sister an Alabama thigh rub”

by Young Joust December 17, 2021

Rub it out wednesday

A challenge where you must rub one out for every Wednesday in a year

Hey Timmy, whoever doesn't forfeit first for "rub it out Wednesday" wins

by Whatthefuckamidoing November 4, 2018

dirty south rub n tug

Standing counter posed invert grippping partners package while wiggling a wondering thumb.

I should of known when I asked my adventurous partner for a handjob I'd get a dirty south rub n tug.

by K88land January 22, 2025

Funyun Rub

The act of placing as many funyuns as possible on your member and then proceed to receive a handjob

"Billy asked for a funyun rub last night and I couldn't complain. "

by RJ Dicktiddles February 16, 2017