poo-rub

a poo rub is when a man has half a shit then rubs it all over his then rubs the shitty hand all other his face and chest.

"mmm i could really go for a poo-rub about now, says fred durst"

"poo-rubbing is simply amazing"

by [e-mail] September 26, 2006

pussy poo

Vaginal Discharge

I can’t go commando with all this pussy poo!

by HenDo915 August 10, 2018

Death Poo

Faeces that have been inside a dead person's body for many days after their death and are finally expelled due to muscular movement during fermentation of the corpse.

geez.. she really smells like a death poo today!

by zaqxswcdevfrbgtnhymju January 7, 2012

poo diddler

one who diddles poo; the art/andor/act of diddling ones poo

Sam! You poo diddler!

by LA.J December 16, 2008

Tandem poo

We two people poo into one receptical simultaneously.

Me and my girlfriend just had our first tandem poo. It was more emotional then sex.

by the grumpy nipple doctor March 11, 2012

poo dollar

The art of wipping ones rear end after defication with a dollar bill in a public place. The one dollar note is then folded, crumpled, and/or placed face down in a public place with the aim that someone else will pick it up and get feces on them or their person.

Oh snap thats shit on that dollar bill, someone left me a poo dollar.

by Gavin F October 3, 2006

poo bat

When the strength of an aroma post shit is so overwhelming its effect is similar to being smashed in the head with a large object. i.e. the poo bat.

I went into the toilet after Peter had a shit and was smashed in the face with the poo bat

by techno84 August 23, 2007