Phaser club

The Phaser club is a group of badass motherfuckers who all wield phasers. It is a rare sight for the stars must be aligned with the earth as the dark chitulhu sets down upon the d-bag known only as "Toni"

Homie 1: I now wield the mighty phaser.
Homie 2: Welcome to the phaser club!
Homie 3: Party of 4!!!!
Homie 4: I want some nachos.

by sexy mothafuckaaaaa September 3, 2016

Phantsu

The Japanese/weeaboo word for panties is pantsu, so pantsu + phantom = ghost panties.

Guy 1: Dude, did you see that ghost?
Guy 2: Yeah, i could totally see her phantsu.

by JustForHues July 7, 2016

Phajot

It's like faggot, only the word sounds gayer than the person it's describing.

There's so many phajots over here.
Damn dude, Jacob is such a phajot.

by SimplyRidiculous September 12, 2016

phase two'ed

When you first phase one someone ( giving them the idea you want to be with them), then icing them out for as long as it takes (days, months, or years).

Then initiating phase two: giving them the impression you're too good for them like

"yah we'd never work out"
"I always laugh when people say we should be together, isn't that ridiculous?"

or dropping the "I'm glad were friends" bomb to make them work harder.

Eventually leaving the the opposing person puddy in your hand, to do what you may.

phase two'ed: the act in which you mindfuck them into doing what you want them to

"yah I phased two'ed him so hard last night, and we banged"
"yah I phased two'ed him so hard last night, and he did my taxes"
"yah I think I got phased two'ed I slept with someone I didn't think I would"

by brooklyngirl1996 December 12, 2016

phantom menace effect

When you do something a second time and like it better because it can no longer disappoint you the way it did the first time.

1."I just watched Batman V Superman again."
"How was it?"
"Not as terrible as I remember."
"I think you're under the phantom menace effect."

2. "Wow, sex is so much better the second time!"
"Phantom menace effect my friend, phantom menace effect."

by flashwildecard January 8, 2017

phalange fusion

The act of two or more males engaging in the act of placing their penises parallel to each other and simultaneously penetrating any orifice (i.e. mouth, vagina, anus), thus creating a fusion of their sexual phalanges.

I had such a great time with Suzy and Jonno last night, Jonno and I phalange fusioned Suzy so hard in her pussy it took a whole day to retract.

by phalangefusion January 31, 2017

phantomhive hospitality

A phrase you use to instruct your demon butler to kill a guest you don't like without the guest ever suspecting a thing.

Ciel: Sebastian, show them the full phantomhive hospitality.

Sebastian (demon butler): Yes my lord

by born to ship Viktuuri April 3, 2017