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Peter

A person who is gorgeous, intelligent, well loved and respected. People speak very highly of him and yet he is quite difficult to decipher. He is sometimes very considerate but oftentimes really rude. Proceed with caution because he is quite the CHARMING lad. He will leave your heart in agony. He will sweep you off your feet when you least expect it. Oh the burden of an unrequited love! You think about him all day, every day and can't help but wonder if he ever felt the same way.
Sarah : I think I am in love
Michelle : With who? Peter?
Sarah: Yes, but falling in love with him is burdensome.
Michelle: Lol, you can't handle?
by the_kindhearted_gal July 15, 2022
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The Peter Walk

The act of going to "help" a user in work but while going to him/her, he or she will walk really slow while texting or playing a game on their iPhone.

After helping the user, he or she will now walk back 10x slower and randomly stopping while on his or her iPhone.
John: Tom Where are you going?
Tom: To help a user?
John: Ohh, the Peter Walk.
by Joeyo October 25, 2012
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Hide the Peterbug

Kayla asked Mike if he wanted to play hide the peterbug later.
by PeterPiper10 August 3, 2009
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There is no peter only zuul

one of the funniest and most memorable lines from Family Guy
Louis: Peter get out of the fridge.

Peter: There is no peter only zuul.
by jicherty August 6, 2009
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Peter Griffin

A complete moron, although through his hilarious antics and misadventures he has come to be one of the most popular characters on the television show "Family Guy". Very fat, he tends to make remarkably strange, but also funny decisions throughout the show.
That Peter Griffin really makes the show.
by Jack Kreuser August 18, 2011
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Peter Heater

A garment (often knitted) worn over male genitalia to keep it warm. Sometimes used in cold climates, but also sometimes used by male dancers as a costume piece. Also known as a "willy warmer".
Bart was getting a chilly wily, riding his bike in the winter, so he pulled on his peter heater and it was all good.
by Mr. Park-Ranger January 3, 2007
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Peter Cuff

The foreskin on an uncircumcised peter or (Penis).

The peter cuff is the fold of skin that covers the glans. The glans is the rounded tip of a man's penis. The peter cuff protects the glans from getting irritated by urine and from rubbing against clothes.
Some European men still have their peter cuff.

At a Jewish briss they remove the child's peter cuff.

the extreme hypersensitivity is just one of many consequences of not retracting your peter cuff often enough or for long enough.

I'm uncircumcised - I can roll the peter cuff back falcid without problem, erect with a bit of pain.
But the main problem is that I can't masterbate/ejaculate with it rolled back. I've tried masterbating with the peter cuff unrolled, stopping while near climax and rolling it down then trying to ejaculate as well, but the pain just stops me from finishing off.
by Agent Weldon August 10, 2009
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