Water that can be found for sale in grocery stores that is virtually indistinguishable from actual tap water.
I don't know why you waste your money on that bottled twater its the same thing.
My kid came home with a case of bottled twater so had to remind him how close he is to 18 years old and by the way he looked at me I don't think he knew what I was getting at.
My kid came home with a case of bottled twater so had to remind him how close he is to 18 years old and by the way he looked at me I don't think he knew what I was getting at.
by sillysilverswag January 14, 2018
An event where a group of friends gather together to drink noncey beer. The event often entails food pairings, music pairings and/or visual pairings.
by BarrelAgedBadBoy September 30, 2020
by heckedcowboy November 18, 2016
Bottle fucked is a fetish for people who like having bottles stock up their ass such as a shampoo bottle the conditioner bottle pop bottle and most commonly a hairspray bottle
Let's get bottle fucked
by Heyplipplop January 04, 2017
by hayday_73 January 23, 2015
Paraphrasing from the slogan “must-win-battles” it can be applied to a drinking competition or to a good night out with blokes.
Acronyms: MWB
Acronyms: MWB
T: Hi bro, how was that mission to the Oktober Fest?
M: I tell you what, it has been like a must-win-bottle, I have never been so drunk!
M: I tell you what, it has been like a must-win-bottle, I have never been so drunk!
by milfonian March 11, 2012
Quite literally, one that bottles their own semen. A recluse, flake, or other waste fellow that spends more time in their room beating their meat then spending time with their friends and family. Used as cheap throw away insult due to it's seamingly harmless meaning and ridiculous implications due to the imagery it inspires in those that know of it's true meaning. Often used repeatedly in intervals to get maximum insult silliness and effectiveness
Other uses: bottling, bottled it, bottler
Unrelated origins to the UK English insult however can be used in an almost similar manner
Other uses: bottling, bottled it, bottler
Unrelated origins to the UK English insult however can be used in an almost similar manner
Example:
Dude1: hey man, you bottle it.
Dude2: ok...
Dude1: bud...you fucking bottle it
Dude2: fuck off
Dude 1: but seriously....you bottle it
Dude 2: I'll fucking kill u
3hours later while dude2 is sleeping
Dude1: * creeps up to dude2s ear, whispers* You bottle it
Dude2:* proceeds to throttle dude1*
Example 2:
Dude1: where the fuck is dude 3, I called him an hour ago and he was supposed to bring us cold ones
Dude2: typical dude3 man, guys probably bottling it at home as we speak
Dude 1: fucking bottler maaan.
1 hour later
Dude3: yo guys what's Gucci!
Dude 1 and 2: you bottle it man!
Dude1: hey man, you bottle it.
Dude2: ok...
Dude1: bud...you fucking bottle it
Dude2: fuck off
Dude 1: but seriously....you bottle it
Dude 2: I'll fucking kill u
3hours later while dude2 is sleeping
Dude1: * creeps up to dude2s ear, whispers* You bottle it
Dude2:* proceeds to throttle dude1*
Example 2:
Dude1: where the fuck is dude 3, I called him an hour ago and he was supposed to bring us cold ones
Dude2: typical dude3 man, guys probably bottling it at home as we speak
Dude 1: fucking bottler maaan.
1 hour later
Dude3: yo guys what's Gucci!
Dude 1 and 2: you bottle it man!
by Papi Warbuck$ July 02, 2017