put five on it

To place five American dollars on a dime ( small ) bag of marijuana. Usually used as a contribution towards the total sum of the marijuana.

Lupe did you contribute towards the weed? Why yes, I put five on it.

by Callan Griffiths November 13, 2005

get on it like a car bonnet

To 'get on it like a car bonnet' is used as a verb in modern day English to describe the action of becoming excessively inebriated under the influence of alcoholic substances in a very short space of time.

Tim: "Alrite mate, are you drinking tonight?"
Harry: "Yeaa mate, I'm going to get on it like a car bonnet!"

by PrudeParent August 7, 2011

O.N.I.M.

An acronym standing for "Oh No, It's Monday".

Used to express the discontentment and dread one feels for Monday, the beginning of another tedious week.

Tito: "YES! let's get this weekend started!"
Todd: "You idiot, you've been passed out for 3 days."
Tito: "wait, what? O.N.I.M.!"

by ABDICKOX November 19, 2010

Put It On Ice

What you say to a man when you want him to put his erection away for a later or more appropriate time.

Can also be used towards women to tell them to cool off and wait for the sex they are after.

Sorry I have a headache.. put it on ice till later.

by OkcReader April 12, 2011

Sit on it

Sit on it is what a guy says to another dude when he wants that guy to ride the peg - his big raging boner.

When I got back from the cadet showers, Matt, one of my roomies, was laying on his bed with a raging boner and he told me to sit on it!

by USAF Cadet May 13, 2021

stinks on ice

reference to something that stinks SO BAD the even ice can't kill the smell

1)an unwanted situation, disappointment
2)something very lame or boring

*believed to originate from the character Nelson on "the Simpsons"

1)Pop quiz?! Man, this stinks on ice.
2)This movie really stinks on ice.

by JazWaz April 28, 2006

choke on it

when someone tells you to do something and you imagine shoving a big cock in their mouth as a response (whether you be a man or a women or something else)

One of my employees was always late to work, always doing poor quality work and came and demanded a raise. Since I cant tell him directly, I used sign language to tell him to "choke on it" imagining gagging him with my dick as he struggled to connect his useless brain to his disabled mouth.

by Nick Sokolnikov April 15, 2021