road life

When you have no choice to eat beans n toast for breakfast lunch and tea. When u gotta shift 3 boxes to pay off ya debts with big baz. When u on dem curbz, 24/8
You know I live this road life my g
by Tony 9 bags February 21, 2017
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Rusty Roads

Dry period blood on a man's penis. Usually dries within 5 minutes after intercourse and turns a coppery rust color....
10 minutes after fucking a chick on her period, Johny looked at his dick and said, "Damn, I got some serious Rusty Roads."
by chaseman36 August 21, 2009
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road dick

When a married or commited guy is away from home he brings his 'road dick' to screw girls like he's single.
Tiger Woods brought his road dick with him when he went on golf tournaments.
by gasman1 July 27, 2011
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road rainbow

When, due to a lack of extra females, one female purchases a set of different color lipstick and proceeds to give a male driver a blowjob, applying a new color every few minutes until the driver's penis looks like a gay pride flag.
"Hey honey, why don't you pick up four extra colors of lipstick while you're in CVS, and then you can give me a road rainbow on the way to church."
by pariotto August 16, 2009
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Back road

The hair leading to your ass crack.
Damn I thought his happy trail was bad, you should see his back road!
by A-kendog01 July 10, 2019
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road kill

It is a "pick up" in a bar or elsewhere that the person has no intention of having a relationship with or seeing again.
I went out last night and hooked up with a chick and left her as road kill.
by Melonhead November 09, 2006
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Middle of the road

It's when someone can't decide if they are straight or gay.
"Dude, I slept over at Steve's place last night one thing led to another now I'm middle of the road."
by Dan'stheman March 31, 2010
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