Cerebral Jizz

The pompous spew of an overeducated, self-righteous brainiac.

Dude, that quantum existential fartknocker is jacking some serious cerebral jizz.

by Jahmingus June 10, 2010

jizz storm

When a guy cums and more comes out than expected.

I really shot a jizz storm in Kim's face.

by billsmashole June 3, 2011

Jizz-Rack

the equivalent of Pwned.

Yeah Bo, he got JIZZ-RACKED!

by JJ Fisher and Nate Kaiel November 14, 2010

Jizz droth

A droth is basicly a cup or bucket of some sort(sometimes a person) and jizz is sperm.
so. jizz droth is a place for cum .

"dude, your sucha' jizz droth!"
"naww mann your sisters my jizz droth."

by Shannon :] March 3, 2009

jizz giggle

When you violently and unintentionally cum in your pants due to extreme laughter

My friend had to change his pants due to the severe jizz giggle he endured

by Big fluffy January 7, 2014

Mouth Jizz

When eating something very good, saliva spews out of your mouth.

Wow the pizza was so good my mouth jizzed for a second!

by PanisCupcake February 24, 2014

jizz cocktail

A jizz cocktail is what happens when a girl sleeps with several men in a short space of time without a condom. The result a mixture of jizz aka a jizz cocktail.

Sophie slept with so many guys on Friday she must have had a jizz cocktail inside her.

by SmellyJenna May 17, 2014