N-17 now

A typical word used by selston high school lads to describe nathan pickard as having a boner

N-17 now is nathan having a boner

by Ktfhdgrtuvcu85468hcjgdghut December 3, 2019

Now

You do know this is annoying right if you don't speak English and want to learn the language don't use the urban dictionary trust me 💀

I'm now tired of you people someone end the quarantine these ppl r bored outa their mind

by How bored r u September 1, 2021

Oh, now...

An interjection used by African American people when someone says something absurd or ridiculous, often followed by a scorning takedown of what was said like the world has never seen before.

White person: "Racism doesn't exist anymore because lynchings and segregation have been outlawed."
African American person: "Oh, now..."

by dvdkrz September 28, 2023

doodle mc noodle you arms are now noodles

Your arms are noodles now ok?

That is a wizard doing itdoodle mc noodle you arms are now noodles

by Sore thumb :)))) July 7, 2021

Now

Not yet but I will be when I get the thing that I want.

Hym "Am I happy now? No. Now do the one with down syndrome. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! See? You're trapped in the cascade of ever escalating meanness! Just like I am! You have no choice but to continue doubling down until you've made your point! Just like me! A prisoner forever until someone lets you out! HAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"

by Hym Iam June 12, 2022

And now that's how you game

Something shabnam says

"And now that's how you game"
Wow i like that phrase

by thecharacterwannie July 10, 2022

Everyone is Twelve Now

A social theory describing the phenomenon where adults in American society display the emotional maturity, decision-making skills, and behavioral patterns of twelve-year-olds.

Origin: Coined by Patrick Cosmos (@veryimportant.lawyer on Bluesky) as a "unified theory of American reality" that went viral on social media in 2025.

Example 1: "Did you see how that guy threw a tantrum when his coffee order was wrong? Everyone is twelve now."

Example 2: "'Everyone is twelve now', she complained, when in response to HuffPost’s query about who suggested Budapest, White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt responded, 'Your mom did', and White House communications director Steven Cheung replied: 'Your mom'."

by patchmonkey October 17, 2025