After seeing your girlfriend’s lower back tattoo for the first time, she responds, “What can I say? That was my here and now.”
by Nemea September 6, 2023

by Smith45 January 10, 2022

by anonymous January 5, 2025

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 26, 2025

A phrase used by people who have absolutely no idea what it means to schedule an appointment in a professional environment.
"Hey, what would be a good time for you today?"
"I'm available now."
"Well I'm not, so pick an actual time."
"I'm available now."
"Well I'm not, so pick an actual time."
by TheThinMan34 May 6, 2022

by totebag March 13, 2023

2 year old me: WAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!
My dad: Ryan Ryan, why you crying? Ryan Ryan, sounds like you're dying. Ryan Ryan, change your butt now! Ding ding ding ding ding!
~silence~
My dad: Ryan Ryan, why you crying? Ryan Ryan, sounds like you're dying. Ryan Ryan, change your butt now! Ding ding ding ding ding!
~silence~
by Retard_Ryan March 9, 2023
