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Front Poodle

A ungroomed lady garden, used for transporting a mans sperm from the bedroom to the bathroom without the use of tissues.

Slight dripping can occur be warned
Oi Biatch get your front poodle out!!

Oh my gosh my front poodle is leaking
by Cockosaurus April 4, 2009
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Front Mission 2: Remake

ANOTHER ONE!? They're... They're doing all of them...
Hym "Wait... That's not Front Mission 2... Which one is based in Japan? I had an emulator on my phone and I had what I THOUGHT was Front Mission 2 and it had a blue haired Japanese protagonist... Was that 3? But this Front Mission 2: Remake is 27.99 in the Playstation store. I'm bout to buy this shit. Keep doing it. That shit is fire. You will probably get my money on that one every time. 3, 4, it don't matter I'll keep emptying my wallet for it. Now that I think about it... There hasn't been a good Mecha anime in a while... They should make a mecha anime! Use this!"
by Hym Iam May 26, 2024
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Front Bum Scrum

Called such due the way the clothing material around a woman's vagina gets swallowed up by her flappy lips, creating what is often known simply as "camel-toe". An image reminiscent of a "scrum" in the game Rugby, where in trying to achieve control of the ball, both teams huddle into one small area, much in the same way the material around a woman's bearded oyster get's huddled into her beef curtains, creating the Front Bum Scrum.
"Hey, Sally! How's it goi.... woahhh..... nice front bum scrum you got going on there ;)"

"Oh my god, did you see Jenna at work today? She like, totally had a front bum scrum happening aaaaall day. Don't even try and tell me she didn't notice!"
by scrumdiddlyumptiouspotatoes August 3, 2017
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war on two fronts

When you and your boi are hittin it hard from both sides and you both cum at the same time, leading to a friendly alliance lasting for 15 years
"Oh hell yeah me and James totally gave Molly the war on two fronts, we're like best buds now"
by pompenguin December 6, 2016
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Fronts out cunts out

When he's rocking out with his cock out. She's fronts out cunts out
Kylies walking arond the office fronts out cunts out!
by Kaplan squad May 27, 2022
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Beaks front

When a situation, appearance, or overall state of anything is oriented correctly and is aesthetically/visually pleasing.
Hey man, is my tie straight?”
“No it’s not BEAKS FRONT”
by Sefbeba January 11, 2025
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Cunnies front runner

Wear cunnies front runner cheap chinese shirts if you are a proud member of the rainbow community
by Back runner January 23, 2025
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