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Air Wick

A complete and total asshole who boofs liquor faster than you and always tries to kill himself when he drinks
Uh oh, looks like he grabbed his gun again after that last shot of bourbon... what a classic air wick
by TheOneTrueHamMan July 20, 2019
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air fried

(Adj.) A term used to describe someone who has recently improved their appearance by toning up or dropping a few LB’s. The thinking behind this phrase is comparable to someone who could previously be thought of as deep fried chicken (heavy/greasy) but now appears to be more like air fried chicken (more healthy/light than before).
Example #1: Damn Amy, you’re looking air fried! Have you been hitting the gym?

Example #2: Ally how did you get so air fried? Are you doing those protein shakes as meal replacements or something different?

Example #3: Wow Julie! That 40-day no sugar cleanse has you lookin air fried!
by 2 FunnyAss Teacher Gals August 6, 2020
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air rape

When someone starts air grinding against u and shaking thier bum like there is no tommorow and you have no clue what is happening and they blocked you with thier body.
Muniel rizvi air rapes eighth grade girls
by Yafavcatlady January 9, 2017
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Air Dance

What is normally a lap dance at a strip club but is done without any contact and/or touching at all and often with at least 3 feet of air space between dancer and customer.
Certain strip clubs only allow air dances.
by He who knows1 December 18, 2014
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Air Pods

That shit that Apple made for the rich fuckers..?
Steve: Hey, what’s up Jerry?
Jerry:...
Steve: -clears throat- What’s up Jerry!
Jerry: -sees Steve talking- What? Sorry, I can’t hear you over all my money.

Why? Why would Jerry be such a dick with his Air pods?
by Eh.. whatever.. February 14, 2019
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Air strike

An Airstrike is a sexual finisher when the woman lays flat on her back and right before the man ejaculates he jumps on in a superman sort position and then ejaculates as he hovers over her
Friend: so how was that date last night

Man: its was awesome dude we fucked then.o Air striked her
by Rogueteletubby March 5, 2019
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Soda air

The small distance between your mouth and the soda and you're like ready for the drink to hit ya mouth but all you get is soda air and a huge cough
That was so funny I chocked on my soda air
by Big furry penis March 4, 2019
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