Tiddy Nipples

When one suffers such obesity that ones nipples becomes their own tiddies.

Guy 1: Ah shit this fool got Tiddy Nipples!

Guy 2: No I dont!

Guy 3: Yeah you definitely have Tiddy Nipples.

by slack24 January 24, 2020

ceiling nipples

A lightbulb cover that looks like a woman's breast.

Dude, you have a lot of ceiling nipples.

by FREAKQUILL1 November 26, 2016

Arse Nipples

The arousal of an old man sitting on a woman's face

"I sat on her face and it gave me pointy arse nipples"

by kinglish October 19, 2018

Fat Nipple

Usually defined as someone who has nipples shaped like pepperonis and poke out of there shirt

Hey! He’s fat nipple kid

by MrPickles LLJ June 19, 2019

nipple bath

Rubbing your breast all over a man or woman while you have soap on your breasts.

She totally gave Michael Bolton a nipple bath while they were in his hotel room.

by Jacqueline Sparrow December 18, 2013

nipple ranch

When you jizz on the nipples and you wipe lettuce all over it. Substituting it for ranch when you broke as fuck. (Usually you make the partner eat it all)

Suzie wanted a salad but we were out of ranch, so we made nipple ranch instead.

by Cotton Picker 69/420 April 21, 2016

nipple frost

When your SO won't bang you for at least 3 days in a row. Or for older folks, when your SO refuses to warm your soup.

My wife has nipple frost because I stepped on her dog.

by stanktank January 7, 2016