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Hot Mustache

A sexual position where in the female partner accidentally farts on her partner’s face whilst receiving oral sex in the reverse-cowgirl-on-the-face position.
Dude, we were going at it and then she hit me with the Hot Mustache.
by Your Dad’s Mustache April 10, 2018
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Boomer Mustache

When you cum on your girls upper lip and brush it with your pubic hairs, henceforth making a white and gray mustache.
Bill: Damn girl, i want to get in bed with you and make a Boomer Mustache
by Yahboi_Skinnypenis December 9, 2019
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Dave Mustaine

The best Christian televangelist who has ever lived, even outsold Creed with his awesome Christian music.
Dave Mustaine would make Dr. Ely Gemstone raise an eyebrow.
by stainless67 April 3, 2022
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Dave Mustaine

He was kicked out of Metallica for his drinking problem, which is saying something considering how much they were all drinking. He's a fucking born-again Christian who's homophobic and doesn't support gay marriage. He's rude about Judas Priest's obvious gay image. He refuses to tour or be seen with bands who have any remote connection to Satan, death metal, or witchcraft. He once stated supporting the building of a wall between Mexico and the United States. He caused a riot in Northern Ireland during the Troubles. He openly criticised Barack Obama and said the he staged shootings in order to push a gun control agenda. One of the band members of Megadeath was actually fired for allegations of child grooming
by Stupid_Gremlin October 15, 2022
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Will Berman's pedo mustache

The only thing that distracts girls from Will Berman's true beauty. Fortunately, the mustache is gone (for now).
Girl 1: Isn't Will Berman soooooooo cute?
Girl 2: Ew, no!
Girl 1: It's his pedo mustache, isn't it?
Girl 2: Yeah, it's Will Berman's pedo mustache.
by erinvanwyn223 June 21, 2012
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baby milk mustache

When you bust a nut along her top lip and it runs down the sides
She was begging for that baby milk mustache so I was obligated to forfill her wishes
by Fallenlegion_07 July 7, 2015
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meat mustache

meaty residue left on one's upper lip after the act of cunnilingus.
Hey, Sam, you really oughta shave that meat mustache.
by Tom Willis February 23, 2005
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