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When you're getting head from a girl and it sucks so bad that you're bored. So to amuse yourself, you make moose antlers out of you hands and place them on her head.
This fat bitch had a beard and I couldn't get off so I gave her the moose. The great thing was she saw me do it. You always know when you've been moosed.
by JScrub August 19, 2009
mugGet the You Always Know When You've Been Moosedmug.
A roast that is rarely used but is critical when used
Me to a fucktard that roasted me: What did you say you Obtuse, rubber goose, green moose, guava juice,Giant snake, birthday cake, large fries, chocolate shake ass fucktard?
by IsaacTheMan_YT March 22, 2021
mugGet the Obtuse, rubber goose, green moose, guava juice,Giant snake, birthday cake, large fries, chocolate shakemug.

Moose

my super cute dog but he can also be kind of a butt. he growls when you take his giraffe.
Me: hey moose do you want to go for a walk?
Moose: *flops around rapidly in excitement*
by sussyb4ka June 30, 2021
mugGet the Moosemug.

Moose

A large individual, he is a giant teddy bear. However, should you disrespect anything he loves he will turn into a destructive force that is almost unstoppable. If you are a loved one of the Moose you will receive love and gratitude for the smallest things you do with or for them. The Moose does not lpve easily but once love is given it is rarely taken back.
This is Moose, he is a great guy. You shouldnt upset the Moose though
by BigRonnyV March 8, 2021
mugGet the Moosemug.

Silly Moose

Calling someone a silly moose means that they are acting silly and acting like a dickhead at the same time.
by LukeNelson69 January 3, 2020
mugGet the Silly Moosemug.

Moose Chucker

That Mountie was a total moose chucker. "Beaver crossing" my frozen, polite ass, eh.
by Generic User the Nth March 24, 2011
mugGet the Moose Chuckermug.

Moose Knuckle

A Moose Knuckle can be defined as the big brother of the camel toe. It is a set of pussy lips that are extra long and meaty. Usually found on a skanky pussy that is blown out due to excessive use. Most likely to belong to the town whore. Moose Knuckles generally like to eat yoga pants.
Whoa ! To hell with a camel toe, that hoe is sporting a Moose Knuckle.
by hawke4me July 16, 2024
mugGet the Moose Knucklemug.

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