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Mongolian Vacation

A physically and/or mentally demanding vacation that usually results in a new found respect for the people/place visited and a renewed sense of perspective on life. Derived from Vincent’s vacation to Mongolia in September 2011
Kiran: Vince, you look completely exhausted. Didn’t you just come back from vacation?

Vincent: Yeah totally dude, but it was a Mongolian vacation.
by Vincent Wali September 13, 2011
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Monglonically

(adverb) to act in a mongloid-esque manner.

synonym - retardly
He monglonically stumbled home after beer-bonging a boilermaker.
by Slangslinger88 December 26, 2011
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Mongolian brothers

when two friends know that they have slept with the same chick and refuse to admit it to eachother because she was really ugly, a total skank or lame in bed
i was having a drink at the bar with my best friend when a horribly familiar voice behind us shouted "hello boys!". One look at my friends face and I knew we were Mongolian brothers.
by blackstever December 19, 2012
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Mangelagina

The term used for Big Bulky Bisexual (in denile) named Angela, which refers to 'her' phage. With Spacious Shoulders, Bulky Biceps and Quirky Quadraceps, this beast is one to be feared, generally by Horses or males with large penises for her known sport and MANLY features. As this exsquisite being roams the Suburban area, searching for means of sucking a/all massive HORSE COCK, she also tends to look for other means of lesbian scissoring with midde-aged women that workout at the GYM! Man + Angela + Vagina = MANGELAGINA!
Lucas: "Dude, haven't you heard? Mangelagina was seen in this area last night, at around 18:00 hours Sharp!"

Simon: "Yeah, so I've heard, isn't that Andrew's mom? I heard she looks for young boys to suck off! Makin' me all hot!"

Travis: "LOL! HEY LUCAS!"

Lucas: *Laughing "LEL! I KNOW!"

Andrew: "Can you guys seriously shut the Fuck up? If this is about my mom again, I swear to GAWD!"

Travis: *Whispers "Lucas.... HORSE COCK!"

Andrew: "That's IT! FUCK YOU GUYS!"
by I am a funny guy! October 14, 2013
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mongolian princess

a girl that grows her vaginal hair very long.
historically, mongols grew there pubic hair to the max to keep warm in the cold environment. Mongolian royals always had the longest pubes.
oh snap, I hooked up with Cindy last night and she was totally a mongolian princess. I had no idea, she even had that shit braided and shit. She was really freaky too, after I dug through the forest, I gave her an abraham lincoln.
by Jake the Ssssnake December 19, 2013
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mongolian toothbrush

The act of shaving ones pubes and placing the hair onto ones penis, followed by inserting cet penis into the mouth of another individual.
by Jesus_Kitten May 20, 2014
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Monged outta my Tush

When you are in a retarded mood from drink and/or drugs
Hey man my sheets are suppose to be white not brown
shitty pants" Ya that was last night I was monged outta my Tush.
by Simon galaxy November 21, 2014
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