Mexican Mattress

When you take your piece/pipe under your blanket while you're on your bed, and you toke it. Gets hella thick hella fast

Dude I did a mexican mattress at home yesterday, I was so freakin' stoned

by The Dragon Lung January 11, 2009

mexican fingerbang

When you eat jalapenos and have the juice on your hands and then fingerbang your woman.

Joey made some nachos with jalapenos on them and then he gave me the mexican fingerbang! Ouch.

by yourmom13 January 15, 2011

mexican pony

A large dog that the little bambinos take rides on while their saggy, crap-filled diapers leak all over the poor, tired dog.

Maria's kids wanted a pony for christmas, but since she lived in an apartment, she was only able to buy a mexican pony for her kids to abuse.

by notamexican October 16, 2008

Mexican Shocker

A sexual act involving rubbing raw chili's all over your hands, and performing a shocker on a willing (or unwilling) participant.

I've had the clap before but nothing burns worse than a Mexican shocker!

by timbuc2 August 9, 2010

black mexican

A mixed drink containing black coffee and a shot of tequila

Holy shit am I hung over from that party last night. Someone mix me a black Mexican so I can get out of bed.

by Matthew Creveling January 10, 2017

The dirty Mexican

When a horny guy has no other choice but to remove his female partners tampon before they engage in sexual intercourse. (you do not actually have to be mexican)

"the dirty mexican"
Chancho: so do you want me to pull it out?
Babycakes: I'm not gonna do it!
Chancho: ugghhh... Ok... I guess...
Chancho: *pulls the tampon out*
¡¡MUCHO SEXO!!
Babycakes: you dirty Mexican!

by ¡Martinez! August 15, 2010

mexican suv

a pick up truck with a camper shell on it

by Anonymous March 13, 2003