May 27 

The birthday of the closest thing known to god whom has walked the earth

“It’s May 27th today. Time for the annual meme minute of silence”.

“Happy birthday Harambe. Not a day goes by where I don’t think about you. I hope you’re having a blast with Steve Erwin up there, please know that the entire fucking world loves you. Taken too soon from us.”

May 27 by Harry.Sleath March 30, 2021

May 15th 

National Clap cheeks day.

Guy: It's may 15th so let me clap those cheeks.
Girl: Yeah Sure! Let's have fun.

May 15th by Clap that ass April 30, 2021

May 19th 

National hug your gf/bf day. You know she wants to hug you deep down whether she doesn’t like the drama. Good luck!

OMG! It’s may 19th I’m gonna go hug my bf/gf.

May 19th by Thomas1253 May 19, 2021

May 28th 

National Put yourself out there day
Do something you've been wanting to do for a long time <3

" I finally did something I've been wanting to do on May 28th"

May 28th by pixixixieee May 28, 2021

May 9th 

Today is for only royalty to be born on. if you are born on this day you deserve anything and everything u want!! And if today is not ur birthday, Sorry peasant, Ily.

Someone born on may 9th: Hey!! can I go to the store and buy anything I want??

Random person:Is ur birthday may 9th??

someone born on may 9th:Mhm!!

random person:Sure ur majesty, Anything for you*Bows*

May 9th by . Lilswagxoxo July 11, 2021

may 15 

The day when the baddest bitches are born. Only swag people are born on this day and if a nerd is born on this day it doesn't count.

People born on May 15 are kinda addicted to something, whether thats a person, place, object etc. This is normal however and people born on 15th May are still hot and also can do one thing very very well.

PERSON1: "So when is your birthday?"
PERSON2: "Uhh its May 15"
PERSON1: "NO WAY! You are literally a God and I worship you!!"

may 15 by lovergirl266 November 23, 2021

May 1 

the day where the most fruity people where born.

boy: "Hey, i was born on May 1st!" girl: "Oh, so you're fruity."

May 1 by fruity_lamo January 15, 2022