Minecraft Animations 

Is an animated porn of a Steve fucking an animal mob or another Steve (if ur gay).

Guy1:hey dude have you been watching minecraft animations again.
Pedophile1: yeah dude I also like to jerk off in front of my minecraft figure collection.
Guy1: WTF!? I'm outa here (door slams).

Guy1:hey dude have you been watching minecraft animations again.
Pedophile1: yeah dude I also like to jerk off in front of my minecraft figure collection.
Guy1: WTF!? I'm outa here (door slams).

Minecraft Animations by The weird pedophile August 9, 2016

minecraft shark 

the most brutal creature known to minecraft. one glance from the minecraft shark will not only kill you, but destroy all of your items, and leave you emotionally scarred.

Guy 1 " FML, i got pwned by a minecraft shark."

Guy 2 " come here, you need a hug."

minecraft shark by that black guy123 January 18, 2011

minecraft and chill 

Similar to netflix and chill but with minecraft. To set the mood you watch creeper porn.

Minecraft and chill is fun for twelve year olds

minecraft and chill by madsnaildisease January 18, 2016

minecraft disease 

Pure cancer, but from the very popular game Minecraft instead of other things that create normal cancer.

Boy 1: Dude i think you got the Minecraft disease please see a doctor.

Boy 2: GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM IM PLAYING MINECRAFT!!!

minecraft disease by Blaziken Master June 21, 2017

Minecraft Bedrock Edition 

The best edition of Minecraft. Not the buggy version of Minecraft. Has children playing it, and non-toxic players, unlike Java Edition. It has servers like TheHiveMC, Cubecraft, and Galaxite. Just ignore the 4 other server and play the mentioned servers, and you'll see the superior version.

Minecraft Bedrock Edition Player: Hi. I'm a Bedrock Player. We have better bridging, and no 1.9 PvP. We have 1.8 PvP.

Minecraft Bedrock Edition by bedrockedition November 22, 2021

Minecraft YouTuber 

Do you mean PewDiePie

A: Do you watch PewDiePie
B: You mean the biggest Minecraft YouTuber

Minecraft YouTuber by EasyLife123 August 26, 2019

minecraft dating/sex server 

A server on the popular game Minecraft, where 7 year olds try to act cool by talking about sexual matters that they cant do because their tiny dongers they call penises. Most of the Females are just creepy males. It is also a place for rapists, drug dealers, and loser minecraft 7 year olds

Ï went on a Minecraft dating/sex server last night

YOUR FUCKING GAY FOR DOING THAT YOU RETARTED UNKNOWLAGEABLE 7 YEAR OLD, YOU MAKE MINECRAFT GAY.

minecraft dating/sex server by TheGayboi0606060606069 May 2, 2018