Professional Loser

A Professional Loser is a real job. It's someone who gets paid to lose on purpose. Sometimes if a team is doing very poorly, a coach will hire a Professional Loser to compete against his team and purposely lose. After his team beats the Professional Loser or Professional Losers (if plural), the team will feel better and their moral will be boosted. Sometimes hiring a Professional Loser is the way to go.

Team A "Damn! We lose again!"
Team B "Ha ha, you all suck!"
Coach (to self) "I think it's time I hire a Professional Loser"

Time gap. The Coach hires a Professional Loser and Team A wins their next game

Team A "Yay! We won!"
Coach "Great Job, Team!"
Coach (to self) "That should boost our confidence"

by Best User On Urban Dictionary August 10, 2025

Loser

A real loser is someone who's so afraid of not winning they don't even try.

"Bro, people think that because their stuck in one place right now, they can't keep going. Kind of a loser move tbh."

by Ragingrigby June 10, 2023

Loser

Someone who goes home with a girl and doesn’t smash

Jevon is a loser

by J14P August 22, 2021

loser

From now on: a terrorist

Donald Trump: "I won’t call them monsters, because they would like that term. They would think that’s a great name. I will call them, from now on, losers. They’re losers."

by dankurkunde May 23, 2017

Loser

Cute , Amazing , Cool ,Great,Intelligent,Amazing,Smart,TO THE NECK PERSON !

She is a big loser 😍😏

by Babyyyy101 August 25, 2018

Loser

Someone who isn’t cool.

“That guy is being such a Loser, be cool man!”

by chalant December 21, 2023

Loser

A guy mostly bullied amd doesn't have a life and he is scared to commit not alive

Ex1-
Look at this looser we should bully him
He doesn't have a life he should commit not alive lmao
Loser isA guy mostly bullied amd doesn't have a life and he is scared to commit not alive

by Ney Ney nibba October 10, 2020