k-car

1. Any Dodge Aries and Plymouth Reliant vehicles or variants.

They had Mitsubishi 2.6 L engines or Chrysler 2.2/2.5 L engines, not producing more horsepower than of those of an electric granny scooter.

Legend has that a boss at McKevitt Trucking produced these vehicles with ball-less (detesticulated) technical specifications so it won't go more than 55 miles per hour. Most drivers driving K-Cars are Sunday drivers or those who want the looks of a car but YET the power of an electric go-kart or granny pusher scooter.

In 1989, the final bona fide k-Cars were constructed and were swept under the carpet.

2. Although "erroneously" used: Any "k-car" wannabes (in terms of mass-production, or familiarity) from other vehicles like the Chevy Cavalier/Pantiass Sunfire or the Ford Escort.

Pontiac Sunfire: GM's answer to the Chrysler K-Car.

by Damn Damn Danno October 4, 2005

K Foo

basically an everyday kevin federline. the epitomy of a lazy good for nothing man. will say he is committed to something but actually will never act on his committment. He will not show up on time, or will cancel his arrival entirely. To sum it up he will ride on someones coat tails as long as he can.

That guy is such a k foo, he never cares about anything except himself.

by johnnyjew March 21, 2009

K-chan

a nickname for a close friend whose name starts with a K. often female. often used between friends that enjoy japanese-oriented things like anime/manga. sort of like saying K-town.

K-chan, do you think he likes me?
K-CHAN! KONNICHIWA!! HOW ARE YOU??

by Sarah Riddle January 17, 2009

jackson k

This man is a gay, horizontally challenged chungus muncher and he eats chungi on the daily.

Jackson k eats big chungi all day

by The real lord chungus January 14, 2019

THE FV¢K?

An abbreviated form of what the fuck? with some letters of the word fuck replaced in order to circumvent the onboard censors found in many online BBS programs (forums or even fora if you really want to be an ass about it).

{CFrom a YouTube description of a drone flight that has Slayer music overlaid upon it}

THE FV¢K?
Slayer is neither *SWEET* nor *RELAXING!!!* ;-)
It's like box jellyfish venom to the ears of many!!! :-O

by Telephony July 1, 2019

K-Thot

A Koreaboo, usually 13 years of age, who just like the basic bitches and wannabe emos, fetishize their celebrity crush by fantasizing sexual intercourse with either themselves or another male celebrity crush that they ship them with (usually another member in or associated with their group) because if they can't get their tiny Asian dick, then at least they can be cucks and have another put their tiny Asian dick in his ass. They also make it blatantly clear that they're a thirsty whore for Korean boys on social media. Basically just another cancer in the form of a 13 year old girl who can't control her hormones and wants to be a groupie slut.

K-Thot: Jimin may have no jams, but oppa can jam his tiny Asian cock inside me so that I can have his babies~ 😍😍😍

by Balder Ensamvarg October 17, 2017

divya k

Divya K is the funniest person we all know. She is really fun to hang out with and be around. So pretty and will be the richest person on earth one day and we all know it. Divya will say what's on her mind and she is always right when it comes to arguments. She is greats at thinking of jokes and funny things to say and ways to make a situation funny yet awkward on the spot. I love Divya K!!

"Did you hear what Divya K said yesterday?"

"Ya it was totally hilarious"
"Dude she is like totally hot"

"Ik right, like damnnnnn"

by hotspiceypepppa July 8, 2016