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John Wallis

A truly big boy youtuber who gained 10 millions subs and lost them all in the same day however will be back up there someday. He is truly an amazing and as the Americans like to say "funny." He has definitely never tried to kiss up to a big youtuber for subs and his favorite food is himself because he a snac and a half.
John Wallis is my favorite YouTuber and he is potentially the best person to live on this earth.
by johngwallis July 13, 2018
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johns dad

‘Johns dad’ is a common saying for anyone who part takes in the noncing of children, mainly their own son.

Any random bald man over 50 could be called a ‘Johns dad’ also.
Person 1: who’s that bald man there?

Person 2: It must be Johns dad
by ILoveYouJohn August 26, 2018
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john preyra

a john preyra is one of those scam callers who asks to clean your ducts and if you want the new Punjabi newspaper. hes always smelling like curry and his pro cricket team is worse than the Pakistanis ammeter kid league. his pm didn't even get a visa. LOL. for some reason he likes to right on water( must be an Indian thing) and still rides an elephant to school. these people still live in there mothers basement until there mother dies( usually around 59). its pretty sad. we all wonder what that red dot on his head is for and he can teach tantrik yoga. "its basi cally like slumdog millionaire right?" that's what they say because for eternity there stuck thinking like life is a soap opera. if you put a cheese burger in-front of him, he kneels and bows.
this john preyra keeps calling for the Punjabi newspaper
by justsumdumguy September 18, 2018
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John Allanson

Incredibly cheeky and very bald.
When I grow up I want to be John allanson and associates
by Phil Paulson November 21, 2019
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John McGowan

A guy who's probably gay and stuff. I bet he likes swiss cheese and octopods
That John McGowan guy is probably gay and stuff. Bet he likes Octopods.
by UWasAtTheClub March 29, 2019
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John Abraham

One of the hunkiest and most athletic Indian Bollywood Actors of all time. When he takes off his shirt every man feels insecure about their body
Woman: Did you go to the gym
Man: Yea I’m trying to get my John Abraham on
by Hindustani9999 October 8, 2019
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john contour

A name for a guy that uses alot of hair gel , only the best kind.

Also known as jun cuntor
Man, that guy is a real John Contour.... Look at that dank hair!!
by Mr.CUCK April 16, 2017
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