When a guy busts a nut on his tummy and then squeezes around the naval to make it look the outside part of a bagel and then has someone lick it off!
Matt jizzed on his belly and squeezed around the naval. Paula asked why he was doing that and Matt said its a Bagel with Jersey Cream Cheese. Paula was hungry so she just licked it off.
by PBare & MPBhaus October 17, 2008
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by slurp22345 November 9, 2018
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An exclamation made by a person who does not follow or comprehend an explanation made by someone else. Usually by stupidity or plain ignorance.
Smart Guy: "Hey, I was wondering if you would like to join the Chess Club with me, it will be fun. What do you say about it?"
Shirtless Guy: "YEAH, JERSEY SHORE, YEAH!"
Shirtless Guy: "YEAH, JERSEY SHORE, YEAH!"
by gavilatius January 7, 2011
Get the YEAH, JERSEY SHORE, YEAH! mug.basically, someone who actually knows how to drive. they take charge when they're driving, and know that the speed limits aren't really the law, they're only a suggestion of how fast you should be going (at least 10-15 m.p.h. more than what's on the sign).
whatever you do, DON'T piss off a jersey driver when you're on the road. you'll get the horn & the finger, they'll pass you and then go slower than you were just to piss you off. they'll also do that just because they can and they know that you won't be able to do a damn thing about it.
whatever you do, DON'T piss off a jersey driver when you're on the road. you'll get the horn & the finger, they'll pass you and then go slower than you were just to piss you off. they'll also do that just because they can and they know that you won't be able to do a damn thing about it.
if you annoy a jersey driver when you're driving, they'll personally see to it that it takes you twice as long to get to where you want to go.
by jerseygrl April 22, 2007
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guy: Jersey Shore is the opposite of everything i stand for and value.
Other guy: Yeah, that show is an abomination of the human race.
Other guy: Yeah, that show is an abomination of the human race.
by pjten315 September 29, 2011
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by the wonderful definition maker August 30, 2003
Get the jeroen mug.When a man takes a woman's patties (her breasts) and warms them up (slaps them around) then eats the hamburger (motorboat). He then slaps her across the forehead with his boner, knocking her out, then gives her some cement shoes (cum on her feet) and make her "sleep with da fishes" (pee on her face)
by JerseyBoi Yee December 29, 2010
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