Jason Verlander Delay

Otherwise known as a 'Verlander delay.'

1. To put off a baseball game because of a possible threat of rain, because rain could mess up the start of the game.

2. To put something off because you know that you'll do a better job if you do it later, or because there's a chance that you could do it wrong at the moment that it's assigned.
1. "Did you hear about last night? They put a Jason Verlander Delay on the Athletics/Tigers game because it was gonna rain. Yeah, it was only some passing stormclouds, but y'know, the rain could have really messed up Verlander's start."

2. "I'm on some cold meds, so I'm Verlander Delaying my math homework until I can focus better."
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Jason Genova

Basically a retard trying to be a bodybuilder.
A: Hey, did you see the new Jason Genova gym video?
B: I can't believe you actually watch that crap.
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Jason Bourne Door Opener

The method used to open a door when more friendly attempts have not succeeded, such as using a doorbell or knocking. Or having permission to enter.

Typically executed by lowering ones shoulder or using heel of foot.
My girlfriend wouldnt get out of the bathroom, so I used the Jason Bourne Door Opener to get her out.
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jennifer-jason-leigh-ed

jennifer-jason-leigh-ed (verb) To be made the object of one SWFs obsession, much to your chagrin. Reminiscent of the style done to Bridget Fonda by Jennifer Jason Leigh in the cinematic adventure Single White Female (1992). The single white female in question tries way too hard to be your friend, which only makes you flee the scene in the opposite direction! Beware of this insta-friend. And be afraid. Be very, very afraid.
Dude. I totally got jennifer-jason-leigh-ed by that psycho chic we met. Watch your back. She's crafty.
by Foxy_Guacamole April 09, 2010
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