January 8

if you were born on this day you’re a fucking manipulative psychopath with mental illness who doesn’t even know it. go get some help because in general you’re an awesome person!! start to put yourself first, and not because of your god-complex. go see a therapist soon, please!

born on January 8: you know i hate you so much, you’re the worst person i’ve ever met but i do like you somehow
me: well

by xxxxxxccccxxxxxxxx September 28, 2021

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January 7

January 7 is a day where any girl can slap any boy ! (Slaps) (face) #SorryBoyss

January 7 is the day that the boys will never mess with the girls 😂 #SorryBoys #january7

by Rraatthheerrnnoottssaayy December 29, 2019

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January 25

January 25 is the date where many beautiful people across the country are born

Player 1 : Wow she's so beautiful. She was definitely born on January 25th

Player 2 : I know right

by moxhibear November 17, 2019

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january joiner

Someone who hogs the whole gym in January, but then breaking thier resolution by mid-Febuary

january joiner, in early january: I HAVE TO GET TO THE GYM PRONTO!!! NO TIME TO WASTE, THE TREADMILL IS CALLING!!!

january joiner, in mid-febuary: Fuck the gym, where's the chips?

by Kristin and Kristen Company November 8, 2006

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January 1st

January 1st is the first day of the new year! Also, national sucking holes day!! You can suck a hole make or female of even holes in walls!!

“Lemme suck your hole Jimmy”
“Nah lemme suck yours”
“Brb I’m gonna go suck Kailey’s hole rn to contribute to January 1st”
“What’s that?”
“National sucking holes day!”

by BallzMcFrostys October 16, 2019

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