jackie H

1.-a very large red pimple that explodes when it is rubbed and releases a very foul odor
2.-a green booger

2.-"wow i just picked a big old jackie H"

by Mike and Allie August 28, 2008

jackamz

an adjective for cool, awesome, amazing, fly, pimp, and pleasent.

The Costa Cruise was fucking jackamz.

by Jordan, Andi, Casey, Kelsey, Ashlyne, Mike, Zach March 30, 2008

jacking the pug

1.to masterbate profoundly
2. to steal a small but rare dog ( not really )

i walked in on Bradley'O jacking the pug it was gross

by ThePatrickEscape March 3, 2009

Jackitude

A jackass attitude, basically meaning an attitude that makes one seem overly rude or obnoxious.

Not to be confused with a "jack-it dude", which is a chronic masturbater.

You: Hey, what's up?
Me: Fuck off.
You: Woah, what's with your jackitude today?

Bob: I heard that Dave is a jack-it dude.
John: Me, too. I heard he masturbates twenty times a day.

by IceMetalPunk February 26, 2009

jackmister

alcholic drink made from Mi Wadi and any other drink

Mi Wadi + vodka=jackmister

by jack mac jm September 19, 2009

Jackmall

NY type of girl with pretty face, style and smile. She smokes too much, and drinks till shes gone, seems stable but she will go crazy on you. Always tries to start and win debates. She usually is broke and has rich boyfriends. She's the type to lead you on then leave.

I thought she was a nice good girl, but after that football party saturday night and a bottle of vodka later, she turned into jackmall, threw up and passed out on my floor.

I found out she was a jackmall when she talked me into buying her new shoes, rings, clothes and purses, and then left me for a hotter guy.

by rass89 November 2, 2009

Jackie In The Club

Jackie in the club; an awkward situation that you can't stop watching, but feel worse for having seen it

Girl 1: Did you see Max making out with that fat girl last night?
Girl 2: It was a total Jackie in the Club

by sunshineandhappiness February 4, 2010