Michael Jordan

The act of destroying something or someone. As in saying that you did really well. Also acceptable is Michael and Michaeled

Dude I Michaeled my car this weekend in that accident.

Dude I Michael Jordaned my friend today at the game. He lost by like 30 points.

by The OG Little Guy February 13, 2010

Jordan Biggs

a guy with great hair, snake bites, a wanna be emo, who has no respect for women, and is a pot head :D

Kelsey:Did that jordan Biggs dude text you back?
Abi:Yah, but i will never again text that loser
Kelsey:Why?
Abi: He wanted nude pics and was a pot head!!!
Kelsey: O:

by IDatedThisDouche July 23, 2011

Jordan fraction

An improper, or "top-heavy" fraction, one in which the numerator is greater than the denominator. The term is derived from Ms Katie Price (aka Jordan), a glamour model of quite extraordinarily enhanced proportions.

An intentionally misleading and yet correct statement as to the time taken to accomplish a stated task.

I'll be along to assist you in a jordan fraction of a second (Just as soon as I've finished this coffee).

by tony, not anthony May 18, 2006

Jordan Hayes

A guitarist in a band, Forever & Always, Drama Party, Here's to you, Best Thing Since You. Gorgeous smooth talented guy with amazing hair and a nice body. Born in California 1992 then moved to Florida to tour. Good in bed (we met on tour) ; very nice and fun good with his mouth. Indie Hipster fo sur

Jordan Hayes is an amazing guitarist from florida .

i saw jordan hayes play at neptunes in tampa.

by Amandaneptunes November 19, 2012

Jordan Ruple

Jordan Ruple, a different word for very large penis

Bob has a jordan ruple, and i like to ride it all night long, it is just massive.

by goddamnthesenames September 16, 2008

East Jordan

Shit Hole

"I hate living in East Jordan"

by Jack59 August 24, 2008

jordan yates

The best nigga to hang out with he fucks all the bitches he has the biggest damn big black cock you will ever see. If you ever meet a Jordan with the last name Yates let him hit the pussy.His nuts are very hairy and he is the best at licking the pussy. Overall Jordan Yates will be the best man to date,fuck,and hang out with.

You see jordan Yates' new porno he has the biggest fucking dick.

by savage drippy October 5, 2017