Internet

A large, unregulated mass of extremely diverse content, consisting primarily of pornography, gaming websites, livejournal accounts, and those fucking annoying popup messages that won't go away on angelfire websites. In addition, the internet also plays host to several bizzare subcultures, including, but not limited to, goths, furries, otherkin, linux nerds, and conspiracy theory nutballs who all like to design their sites on the exact same formats as one another.

The Internet destroyed my faith in humanity.

The Internet is wasting way too much bandwith on crappy geocities sites.

The Internet will soon replace libraries.

by C-can October 18, 2003

Internet Girlfriend

Very common contradiction made by users of the internet. There are no girls on the internet, so an "Internet Girlfriend" is not real.

37: The are NO girls on the Internet. (Rules v2)

"You can't have an Internet Girlfriend, there are NO girls on the Internet"

by Kahai February 24, 2009

Internet

Short for: Inter connected network

I'm addicted to the Internet.

by genny May 25, 2004

internet

The inner netting in swimsuits

"I just logged on to my internet!"

by Farguqwr May 23, 2005

Internet

A terrifying place jam-packed with annoying liberals, rude and agreesive atheists, 9/11 Inside Job nutcases, horny, obese jack-offs, Obamites, paedophiles, and much much more. Please access with caution.

You're using the internet right now...

by IeuanBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB March 5, 2009

internet

the greatest invention of man
it is impossible to find what you want from the internet...so in the end i just end up looking at good old reliable porn

young boy: mum, i need to find out about whales for my project
Boys mother: try the internet
young boy: i did but it came up with fat porn

by fuyu no kaze May 9, 2005

Internety

Being online for what seems like forever. Staying on the Internet for way too long.

I was online last night for what seemed like an Internety!

by Trent Kuver May 7, 2008