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Green Spout

A complete alpha male. The man that is superior to all other being around them. Usually largest penis size, and least gay.
Homeboy#1: Hey, wanna pasz after a right hand mike?
Homeboy#2: Nah brother-man, I’m the green spout!
Homeboy#1: Oh I apologize your majesty, my bad.
Homeboy#2: Stand down my inferior mouse dicked peasant!
by Dont.Spill.the.Kool.aid December 24, 2020
mugGet the Green Spoutmug.

Startup Green

An obnoxiously bright, nearly nauseous tone of green paint found on the walls of fledgling tech businesses often in San Francisco's South of Market District.
Our new office came equipped with foosball table, beer kegerator, game room, Herman Miller Chairs, a top of the line espresso machine and our logo boldly printed over the Startup Green Walls.
by Hepburn October 19, 2015
mugGet the Startup Greenmug.

Green marker

1) A marker that is green.
2) To hide drugs (usually weed) in a fat Crayola marker. Usually done by students, especially in elementary school, middle school and high school because markers are fairly uncommon at schools and no one ever really pays attention to them.
1) "Dude, can I borrow your green marker?"
"Sure."
2) "Dude, can I borrow your green marker?"
"No, it's not a marker anymore."
by Minnesotasucks March 27, 2010
mugGet the Green markermug.

Artisan Greens

The term "Artisan Greens" has lately been showing up on restaurant and pub menus. e.g. "Artisan Green Salad" or as an ingredient "artisan greens, pumpkin seeds..." or in place of the word salad simply "Artisan Greens". The word is primarily used as an embellishment for the word "salad" by the restaurant industry. At some point in time, the price charged for salads could no longer be justified and the industry came up with "Artisan Greens". So now , for example, "Artisan Greens" is used to convince consumers that they are getting an artistic and gourmet specialty dish prepared by a master chef that is worth the exorbitant price charged. Also, the price charged for "Artisan Greens" is often written simply as a number without the dollar sign and without zeros. e.g. "Artisan Greens - 12". This further convinces people of the gourmet and artistic nature of the dish and obscures the actual price.
Patron: " Do you have a side salad I can order?"
Waitress: "I have Artisan Greens that you can order as a side dish for 12"
by Jazzcat60 October 18, 2018
mugGet the Artisan Greensmug.

green ghosts

term for americans, specifically white people. Meant to say “gringos” but won’t get picked up by Facebooks hate algorithms.
Also said as “🟢👻”
why do 🟢👻 always get explosive bowels after eating our food?

stupid f***king green ghosts.
by LoudLatto June 20, 2021
mugGet the green ghostsmug.

anal green

shouting four while inserting a golf-ball into your partners rectum
Tee one up there pet and see if you can get it on the anal green in one FOUR
by MICROPENIS August 17, 2016
mugGet the anal greenmug.

green pig

someone whos easily scared and/or fragile.
stop bein such a green pig.
by pee675894320573956678954895 February 22, 2022
mugGet the green pigmug.

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