paper jam

When you shove some paper into someone's ass during sex and yell out "oi! there's a paper jam in ya butt! May I deal with it" Most of the time, about 98.71% of the time, they'll grant you access to their butt.
"Oi babe, theres some paper jammed in ya anus, lemme take it out??"
"Yee"
by VenusianMe November 23, 2016
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New states of papere

The New States of Papere (also known as Impero delle Papere or Impero dei Toxic) is an italian discord server created in 2018 where you can flame other people and fight some civil war.
X: you're so fucking dumb! you're surely from New states of papere!
Y: i'm literally crying
by jak a rama May 17, 2021
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Ryan Leaf Paper

"Aw man, they're all out of Cottonelle"

"Dude, just get the Ryan Leaf Paper."

"But that stuff gives me chlamydia"

"At least it's good for 14 wipes and 36 picks- Just like Ryan Leaf!"
by RyanLeaf4-6 May 05, 2009
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scissors paper stone

The action of a german porn star as he prepares to fist a woman. (either anal or vaginal). the action of the scissors to penetrate, the paper to lubricate and the stone to penetrate.
My twat is as lose as a wizards sleeve afer i played scissors paper stone with Ilja the german porn star
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Paper-bag Effect

When a girl is hot from the neck down but is ugly from the neck up.

The paper bag part comes from the stereotype from tv shows or movies when people are ugly and they were paper bags on their heads.
Look at that chick she has the Paper-Bag effect going on.
by SuperMex December 14, 2010
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wall papering the closet

to make hot, intesnse, sinful love in a location out of the ordinary.
Me and Judith were wall papering the closet in her brothers treehouse when her dad caught us.
by ryanwvfan September 27, 2010
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Tar Paper Roll

A giant black dick. Typically attached to a stove pipe.
Hey bro, can you we lost our rutter on the this cruise ship could we use your tar paper roll to steer the ship?
by Rest In Piss February 05, 2011
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