goon cave

A poorly maintained, cluttered room/living quarter where a goon/gooner spends most of his time mainly endulging in activities such as watching porn and mastrubating. A goon cave inhabitant is an individual with poor hygiene and social skills wich the state of his disgusting goon cave tends to reflect.

Darnell: Ayo Jimmy was supposed to join us on this here fishing trip. But ever since he got internet he don't leave his goon cave no more!

Cletus: Yep.. Ol' Jimmy has no valuable life skills, just 'turbatin and watchin porn all day every day up yonder in that

smelly goon cave of his.

Darnell: yup.. lord have mercy.

by Sundown 6 April 30, 2024

Burning Banana Cave

When a woman has acid reflux then performs a blowjob.

Last night was great up until Sharon gave me a burning banana cave. Now my penis feels like its sunburned.

by Skeetskeetmuhfukka April 01, 2022

Yeti Cave

An act where a homosexual man cuts his asshole with a razorblade, while his partner powders his cock with cocaine. The results offer an insane high to the bottom, as well as the top.

Yo John, remember that yeti cave from last night?

by HelpfulWhiteKid May 18, 2023

Cracker Cave

The home that multiple white people live in

Hey man. Can In hang out at you Cracker Cave tonight

by Michael Thomas Lee May 11, 2022

Muddy man cave

When a woman inserts a funnel into a man’s rectum and proceeds to hover over him while masturbating to the point of squirting, which she does into the funnel

Zo Was feeling freaky after drinking GHB and was more than elated to give her man a muddy man cave

by Gorilla zo and hurricane February 05, 2022

crabmin's cave

The holy land. A place of legend. Those who wish to enter the cave must pass a series of psychological and physical evaluations. Cave entrance is on maximum security at all times and has been said to be impossible to penetrate.

I want to go into crabmin's cave but I am deemed unworthy.

by fizzbuzz299 January 14, 2022

Yogart Cave

1 A female that is so dirty that, upon viewing her, one imagines her vagina contains and makes its own yogart.

2 Nickanme for Monica. That bitch is gross!

Bergies girlfriend was so nasty that all the l337 peeps named that shit yogurt cave.

person1: Oh my god i would so hit that!
person2: Ew man that shit is nasty!
person1: Fuck no dude!
person2: Man it looks like her vagina is full of yogurt!
person1: LAWL! Yogart Cave?
person2: str8 up!

by c-dog and p_c March 22, 2006