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My balls are itchy

When you have a boner but there are people around and you don't want them to find out so you say "my balls are itchy" so your friends can distract them
by Kalebbear June 29, 2017
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Grao's itch

An itch occuring specifically to balls of celebrities, leading to awkward scenarios or positions which are too sore to be avoided even while being on camera. These awkward moments are then immaculately captured and posted on social media. The itch is named after famous internet personality who first captured Indian politician Kejriwal doing such an act.
Vinny: Those ball tampering photos of Kejriwal were funny

Me: Grao's itch gets them all
by hellslyne April 2, 2018
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Builder's Itch

Builder's itch is when someone (usually employed in a engineering carrer, applies to people very active in creation communities yet not employed in the field) has an unshakable "itch" in the back of their mind compelling them to make or build something. Take it as a machinist building a "car" out of an old engine he had lying around and a children's peddal car

Tl:Dr - When a builder or creater has an excessive want to build/create something
John: Man, ever since I finished that robotics competition I've had a builder's itch

Ian: Me too man. Wanna' go build a baseball launcher with scrap?

John: Hell Yeah!
by Ya boi LQIM December 4, 2018
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my pepe itches

It's a pretty dank meme. At the end of the video, he does some weird shit with his legs.
by Fat tight pus April 10, 2019
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my back itches

U feel a slight tickle on ur back, then it gets annoying and u scratch but can’t reach
Mom, my back itches, help!
by typxcal September 28, 2019
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Seven mile itch

Itchy anus which occurs when you’re at least seven miles walk away from a toilet. Usually due to being one wipe short of a clean bum.
I had dump just before the half marathon started. The bog roll was like tracing paper! I got halfway round and got the seven mile itch! I spent the last 6 miles scratching my ring piece and the next 6 hours with my Harris in a bowl of warm water!
by Nuphagus March 14, 2020
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my.pp.itchy

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cat_boy_yoongi: will you marry me
my.pp.itchy: omG SWAGGGG YESS THATS CAHS MONEY šŸ„µšŸ„¶šŸ„¶šŸ„¶šŸ„¶šŸ’šŸ’šŸ’
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