Holy Load

When Jesus shot his load at the devil's face and sent him back to hell. Used in modern times, when a girl leaves in anger right after you shot your load on her face.

Yo bro, I was with my girl last night and I shot a Holy Load. She hasn't called me back since.

by Chris Hardwick June 3, 2010

Holy Horatio

Horatio, patron saint of sketch show fat guys. Named after the late Horatio Sanz.

Holy Horatio, batman!

by Weekly Cigar March 27, 2009

HOLY BAWS !

When somthing sick, crazy happenes, or someone gets owned, you say HOLLY BAWS.

Pro Gamer: OMG HOLY BAWS, I JUST GOT A QUAD KILL WITH MY SNIPER O.O....

Noob Friend: ORLY, HOLY BAWS ! O.o !!!

by SHARP><SHOOTER June 15, 2010

Holy nuts

Another way of saying Holy shit... Just infront of the grandparents.

Holy nuts! You scared the crapple sause out of me

by Danni daVito April 20, 2020

Holy Trumpet

Similar to a brainer when smoking a joint, you put a joint in your ass and fart a nasty brainer into another person's mouth. That person will be on their knees accepting the brainer, in a praying position. While pinching the joint in the ass, it's guaranteed to make a high pitched horn sound. Hence, a Holy Trumpet.

She blew the nastiest Holy Trumpet the other night. Knocked me on my ass so hard I got religious for a minute.

by Dean Modified October 2, 2014

holy crapazoid

When you have just been made aware of something that blows your mind,either good or bad.

you open your mail and see that the irs is going to start an audit on you holy crapazoid!!

by waynes world from no mans land September 23, 2011

Holy Shitpuffins

For when 'holy shit' just won't do.

Holy Shitpuffins! Did you just see that?

by NotADamnClue January 31, 2015