Hockel

1. A post that is as deceptively wholesome as it is unhinged and depraved. Usually also contains elements of hornyposting. Named after a mythical Shitposter who is loved, hated, and feared throughout Facebook shitposting groups.

Your post was such a Hockel that I no longer wish to have eyes.

by CassandratheChild March 17, 2024

hockadooby

A bizaare sight in which the viewer is unfamiliar with

"...thats some new hockadooby shit right there."
"...he's a mad hockadooby motherfucker."

by Marmite sauce April 8, 2024

Hocked His Sticks

When you obtained a UCC loan on the household goods in your dwelling to use the cash as down payment on a vehilce purchase. In reference to a caveman taking out a loan and his one possession - his stick.

"Ole George went to the Sol's Quickee Loans and "hocked his sticks" to come up with enough of a down payment for his new truck."

by 00NKB July 5, 2024

Hockey

Naked women in action

K Sparks was a puck and got played with some hockey last night.

by your mom 412 May 11, 2024

Hockrap

The recent trend in rap music where the artist sounds like they are hocking up a loogie as they rap. This seems to be an emerging trend.

I'm about tired of the Spotify DJ playing all that hockrap. Dude sounds like he needs to take some Mucinex.

by Nymesis2020 June 11, 2024

Hockrap

The recent trend in rap music where it sounds like the artist has mucus in their throat that they need to hock up.

I'm tired of the Spotify DJ playing so much hockrap. Even though I hate it, it's got my attention so it works for them, but still, dude, it sounds like they need to take some Mucinex.

by Nymesis2020 June 11, 2024

Hocking River dwarfgasim

When a little midget lady shoves a Hocking River carp so far up her poopysnatch that it swims out of her twat causing an explosive Hocking River dwarfgasim.

Me: hey Teresa eeestomp why are you quivering so hard, it's 75⁰ outside?
Teresa: that carp gave me a Hocking River dwarfgasim. At least I smell better now.

by Recycle champ January 24, 2025