The act of "rubbing one out" without the use of hands. This can be done various different ways. The most popular way is grinding against one's own pants.
by Asher Levi September 16, 2010
Get the The Amputated Handmug. The natural state of British patriots. While in this state, this person may complain about the ‘floods of foreners’ or ‘halal muck’. In Greek mythology those with Carling-In-Hand were viewed to be among the divine and most honourable.
Absolutely fumin’. Just opened the back door Carling-in-hand to see Tom, John, Bill & Daz sitting in a circle laughing. Asked what they were doing n they said they were playin ‘Chinese whispers’. Can’t believe it. Not avin’ Ming Lee double agents anywhere near the trampoline. Called up the wife and we’re avin’ them aborted..... thank Theresa!
by MakeBritenGoodYeah March 9, 2018
Get the Carling-in-handmug. by BASE Frankie November 19, 2018
Get the gollands handsmug. When you gotta go and there is a someone in the bathroom. And you can't leave one on the floor because you don't want to clean it out of the carpet. You have to take a dump in your hand and flush it when its your turn. Most often used in large crowds when you can get away to poop but still want to be polite or when its easier to warsh poop off your hands then the floor.
"They had new carpet and I had to shit...only choice was drop a hand dump. Easier to warsh your hands then shampoo the carpet ya know?"
by TheSausageKing June 12, 2021
Get the Hand dumpmug. by @Ivøriesofficial June 13, 2018
Get the Town handsmug. by joeschmo14023 June 14, 2009
Get the best handsmug. A prehistoric tool that is the equivalent of an axe head yet was held in the hand. Made of stone, it was chipped around the edges to make it sharp. Most cavemen fossils are accompanied by these.
by happyatcommonsense February 22, 2015
Get the hand axemug.