grey ham

A giga chad with a huge cock who can fuck any man in sight just by looking at them.

Damn I wish I could fuck grey ham. He’s so fucking hot.

by hamenjoyer08 April 19, 2022

ham-fistedly

Doing something with no finesse or precision, almost as if your fists were made of ham.

He ham-fistedly attempted to carve the sculpture...the result of which was far from aesthetically pleasing

by DomM6669 May 31, 2016

Knee-hams

The flab hanging to the side of the knees, typically on the interior of the legs of the ultra obese, but in special cases on the exterior too.

"lookit the knee-hams on that! She shouldn't be wearing shorts in Walmart!"

by MissMmd January 1, 2012

ham sanga

*noun* To go hard as fuck to the point of no returns. Usually associated with drinking outrageous amounts of alcohol and waking up with piss in your pants, the taste of shit in your mouth, teeth ground down to the gums and a dislocated jaw from munging out to Darude Sandstorm for 18 hours.

"Holy fuck! Look at John Howard the barnzed up kent! He just rooted his neighbours dog for a durry, the maniac is going ham sanga again tonight!"
"Fuck you Mum! For the last time im not going to eat the stupid broccoli alright! You have been trying this shit on me since Dad left to get durrys from Bi-Lo and never came back! Im going over to me mate Bronsons with a few blue cans and some winnie reds to go ham sanga!"

by John "Ham" Howard March 30, 2015

Ham Mafia

A group based around a Team Fortress 2 melee weapon named "Ham Shank"

"Join the Ham Mafia today for a free Ham Shank"

by Hamton Ham Mafia May 16, 2022

Sexy ham

Ed duh

Sexy ham, Sexy Hamm and sexy hammie

by Edmundeoms January 7, 2018

Ham blanket

Masturbation technique akin to a boob job where the booty is used to bring a male to climax.

I didn't know if I'd like it or not, but that ham blanket she gave me was amazing.

by Anonnnnnomous January 22, 2009