a profession involving a male adult who intentionally abuses goats to test the goat's moral and physical stability often in a sexual manner.
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Get the goat chicken mug.An euphemism for a foursome consisting of three men and one woman. The term comes from the phrase, “I’m hornier than a three-peckered billy goat”. How does one satisfy said goat? It has a blast with a hornier female goat. Three guys with three peckers and one horny girl is more than group sex, it’s a goat blast. The term was created and first used on the podcast Slacker and The Man.
Dobbs: “What happened last weekend? I heard some of the crew spent the night with that chick with the big boobs. Anybody get lucky?”
The Man: “The three of us did a goat blast with her!”
Dobbs: “I should have been there!”
The Man: “Yeah, you could have held the camera.”
The Man: “The three of us did a goat blast with her!”
Dobbs: “I should have been there!”
The Man: “Yeah, you could have held the camera.”
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Get the Goat Blast mug.The point at which one has gone with out sleep long enough that they enter a state similar to intoxication. Generally comedy is enhanced and most activities increase in difficulty.
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Get the goat story mug.When a customer of yours is cranky, nasty, mean, crab apple, jelly bean. When you don't want to be mean but want to say something that your coworkers will understand and not offend the customer.
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