fanum tax

So "fanum tax" is a word originally used by former twitch streamer, Kai Cenat. It is to describe the action to steal someone's food, but it is not commonly used as it's defined.

You're so fanum tax.

by kill2332323 March 27, 2024

Taxes

A financial punishment for being an adult

Good thing I'm not grown up yet, 'cause I don't have to pay taxes!

Muahahaha
Suckers!

by Rotat_the_planet February 27, 2025

Zoomer Tax

When you make the mistake of having your vape/dab cartridge visible near zoomer as and than (if you have any empathy) have to give in to their humble requests “aye bro you got a vape can I hit that” these vape hits are the “zoomer tax”

“I had to stop brining my vape to work bro I keep getting hit with mad zoomer tax bruh these new niggas fiendin no cap”

by OGbrothafromdaeastside June 18, 2022

Incubator Tax

The monthly reminder of the poor choice you made to procreate with a psychotic narcissist (@incubator) who plays victim, while simultaneously driving a new Jeep and spending money on her multiple paramours. A monthly financial obligation that rarely makes its way to actually supporting your children, the incubator tax is synonymous with the 7-year car loan: a necessary evil you count down every month until it's no longer. Paying your incubator tax does not guarantee you any contact or custody of your child, as incubators are known to groom and alienate children against their fathers.

Keith's ex Jenny won't let him see his kid, but she went to court to have them issue him an order to pay her every month in incubator tax so she can make her Jeep payment.

by Vigilante Dad April 29, 2023

Cut the Tax

A game similar to "Cut the Rope". The levels take place in Washington D.C. and instead of a little white line shown as a cut, Obama flies through with a Katana. Instead of feeding a green monster eating candy, it is just ANOTHER Obama waiting to cut the taxes the first Obama releases from the ceiling that is too damn high.

Jimmy: Have you played "Cut the Rope"?
Phil: That game is too old. I play "Cut the Tax"!

by codeman9028 June 13, 2014

Baltimore Tax Dollars

To skin your penis and jerk off with vinegar.

Patricia, you owe me Baltimore Tax Dollars!

by HankerWanker October 21, 2025

Fanum Tax

The “Tax” referencing the amount a single fan pays to an OnlyFans model. Fanum being the singular of Fans similar to Medium being the singular of Media.

Man, John’s getting Fanum Taxed by yo girl

by Youmou January 7, 2024