1)someone who doesn't understand a condom and is now currently screwed because they are prego and cant afford an abortion
2)when you make and elaborate scheme to get laid and opportunities don't work out or plans fall through
3)having an opportunity to get laid and and not taking it
4)see ruby shotgun
2)when you make and elaborate scheme to get laid and opportunities don't work out or plans fall through
3)having an opportunity to get laid and and not taking it
4)see ruby shotgun
1) did you see that girl she is a total sex fail
2)Alex: so how did things go with that girl i set you up with?
Derek: they were good until my came in and asked if we wanted anything to eat
Alex: Total Sex Fail!!!
Alex: d
3) Anthony: what happened with that girl last night?
Gus: she was all over me but it was against my personal morals
Anthony: SEX FAIL!!
2)Alex: so how did things go with that girl i set you up with?
Derek: they were good until my came in and asked if we wanted anything to eat
Alex: Total Sex Fail!!!
Alex: d
3) Anthony: what happened with that girl last night?
Gus: she was all over me but it was against my personal morals
Anthony: SEX FAIL!!
by BLKEAGLEKREW December 9, 2008
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by Lavander Goons May 15, 2009
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a more epic way of saying, that failed, because as we all know, adding ass to the end of any sentance makes it better.
by ak;ghfkhgfakhgfkag June 27, 2009
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That top fuel dragster's engine didn't just blow, it exploded like a bomb. It was a total Mythbusters fail
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Get the fail mug.A verb that can be used in conjunction with any action, policy or position of the Bush (43) Administration.
Most historians agree that George Bush has failed in his duties as President in all possible respects.
by GIJoe October 1, 2007
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1) An animal who wags a lively tail with great motion
and energy, and it is most of the time done
unconsciously or instinctively.
2) A person, or animal who is high-tailing it out
of a place or situation (leaving with great speed);
getting out of dodge; like a bat out of hell.
1) An animal who wags a lively tail with great motion
and energy, and it is most of the time done
unconsciously or instinctively.
2) A person, or animal who is high-tailing it out
of a place or situation (leaving with great speed);
getting out of dodge; like a bat out of hell.
1) Our dog gets so excited when he sees us that his flailtail
just about knocks everything over.
2) My friend and I were joking around when we accidentally
knocked over a row of parked motorcycles, so we flail-
tailed it out of there like lightning before anyone noticed.
just about knocks everything over.
2) My friend and I were joking around when we accidentally
knocked over a row of parked motorcycles, so we flail-
tailed it out of there like lightning before anyone noticed.
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