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Shit-Faced Fucked

When a individual becomes so inebriated at a social engagement that they then proceed to pass out and are in turn taken advantage of in a sexual manner by the other attendees.
Fuck, I was totally shit-faced fucked last night after those jager bombs, and now I can't shit straight.
by nltgn September 14, 2009
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Fucked by an elephant

1.An extremely painful attack where a knee is shoved up the ass of another person

2.What happens when ur not watching ur ass at a zoo
Ex:

1.I gave mark the old "fucked by an elephant" routine and he's still walking around like a pregnant girl

2.We all watched in horror as jack was getting crushed by the elephant
by FucktardedScarecrow April 16, 2009
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"We're Fucked" Zombies

"We're Fucked" Zombies are magicly reanimated corpses that cant be killed, so ya, we're fucked zombies will fuck us up.
Man 1 "Oh shit there are fucking magic zombies outside!"
Man 2 "So?"
Man 1 "They are indestructuble!"
Man 2 "Oh shit, we're fucked"
Man 1 "Well, I guess i can put this on urban dictionary as "We're Fucked" Zombies, Cya lol!"
by Nakada7224 May 7, 2010
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Salsa Fucked

1.This phenomenon occurs when dining at a Mexican restaurant with a large group and the salsa is not distributed evenly throughout the table. The areas of the table that do not have ample amounts of salsa are "salsa fucked."

2. when you eat a ton of chips and salsa before your meal comes and your not hungry anymore
1.Jeff, all of the salsa is at the other end of the table, yo.

I know, we got Salsa Fucked

2. dude are you gunna eat your burrito?

no i salsa fucked myself and im not hungry anymore
by cpcecil December 17, 2008
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Fucked it

*blazed* When you do something abnormally bad but because you're blazed you've come to the realisation that there's nothing you can do.

Then you've fucked it.
blazed bad bad man realisation Fucked it - When you kick your monitor off and it smashes and normally you know you'd be like "I'll have to buy a new one :(",
by TehEchidna October 10, 2009
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skull fucked

We all went over to his apartment and got extremely skull fucked.

Who knows whats in that weed; it will defiantly get you skull fucked.
by Ruby_22 November 25, 2010
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The fucking fucker fucking fucked fuck it

when your so pissed off at something you just gotta say it
by P.M.S July 21, 2003
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