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FAP

When one proceeds to Furiously Attack Penis/Pussy (must be a solo act and hopefully until climax)
woke up late so this morning had to fap in the shower to make it on time, life hacks!
by TheDumbdumb August 4, 2021
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fap and freeze

when you get the urge to fap but you need to make a quick buck so you fap into a cup, freeze it and then sell it to kids for $5 a piece. ;)
wanna try my fap and freeze kiddies!
by dickboi223 December 15, 2016
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Pant fap

When one faps without the removal of ones underwear
Just dont say pant fap in public
by Master of Disaster 64 June 28, 2019
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poo-fap

When the urgent need to defecate and the urgent need to masturbate coincide.
‘Oh, don’t worry about Al. He’ll be in the bathroom for a while to poo-fap.’
by JumJumz69 March 25, 2021
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Fap-A-Thon

The action of Jay beating his micro penis so much he gets friction burns.
Jay does a Fap-A-Thon every week when James Charles releases a new makeup video.
by A1 Purple December 22, 2024
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Fap

Is a male masturbation. It is used when a male is pleasuring themselves sexually after seeing or looking at erotic women in public or on the Internet. Fapping may also be used to reduce some stress level, but is more common when a male is sexually attracted to beautiful women they see.
Hot female: "I heard him fapping in his room, and then the next minute I heard him groaning."
by Wolf & Women November 28, 2019
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Thunder Fap

The act of fapping very loud and quickly, much like thunder.
Is that a storm, or is my roommate just thunder fapping?
by pimpassnigga September 11, 2012
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