face pile

When you are laying flat and someone takes a giant shit on your face.

I was pissed off this morning because my one night stand face piled me.

by Partyannamal October 8, 2017

Face handle

A moustache of such substantial size that it can be used to wield the face.

"Woahhhh, I am totally envious of that face handle, it is majestic!"

by Higher Priest October 15, 2017

face cellulite

someone who has dimples on their cheeks

man, my face cellulite makes me hella cute!

by GlazeHer April 20, 2018

face suckle

To make out with or French kiss someone

Guy 1: Dude did hear about john's new girl?
Guy 2 : Yeah he told me he got some face suckle last time he saw her.

by Somerandomedude November 15, 2017

Face-Palmer

A nickname held by a former Formula 1 driver, Jolyon Palmer, due to his disastrous racing performance. Often paired with "Jolyoff" derived from his name.

Poor weekend for Hamilton. And as for Jolyon Face-Palmer! Oh dear.

by m4ti140 December 15, 2017

face demon

Another word for a zit or pimple.

"What a raging face demon you've got there"

by Tonyfang66 May 2, 2018

Face shat

Vomiting from excessive drinking

Hey Jose, are you okay bro? “Yeah man, I so drunk I just face shat in the garden”

by SpidaPicky January 13, 2018