Eli Splean

A guy with a very small male organ that does not grow no matter how much tugging is done to it.

Ken: Dude did you see that girl's reaction after she and Eli Splean made it?

Joe: Yeah, she laughed at him after. I hear she couldn't even feel it.

Ken: Poor Eli, it's never going to grow...

by leonshrodusky May 25, 2011

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Eli Shift

Working more than 24 hours of overtime

Yea Boss had me fucked up if he was thinking I was gonna take an Eli Shift

by AstraBruhBruhBruh August 06, 2022

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tia and elis

Not meant for each other at all

Tia and Elis can never be together as Eli’s is a prick

by Not me so dont tbink jts me June 23, 2024

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Elie sassine

Sexiest boy ever , very strong man with big intelligence. Never cheats on his relationships and usually date girls that starts with T letter.

Elie sassine: Sexiest boy ever , very strong man with big intelligence. Never cheats on his relationships and usually date girls that starts with T letter.

by Fansssss January 22, 2021

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