Eli

little dick dyslexic 3'11" lookin ass

Man Jake is literally an Eli

by JakeWakey3000 November 27, 2023

Eli

a boy who thinks he’s better than everyone else. his ego will triple at the first signs of a threat. you don’t want to be around him too long incase it wears off

stay away from eli, he’s toxic

by eatdick November 27, 2021

Eli Aldridge

A friend that you hang out with him every day and sometimes call him daddy. But he is a great friend over all and you love him like family. And he will be there for every day at any time because y'all are just family together and he is just a wonderful person that you love.

Eli Aldridge is my Best friend

by SHUT THE FUCK UP CARL November 13, 2021

Eli

Eli, Eli, sold some socks, 5 cents a pair or dollar a box, the longer you wear them the shorter they get, soak em in water and they won't get wet

Eli is my friend

by Your Friend😉 September 23, 2021

National Kick Eli Day

November 6th is the day for kicking people named Eli day

'do u want to go kick Eli?'
We'll get told off tho
Don't worry it's national Kick Eli day

by James Greg November 5, 2020

Eli Hamblen

The coolest of the group

I’m the best of all my friends you can call me an eli Hamblen

by NOBODY12345678910111213141516 December 22, 2020

Elis

This is the type of guy who buys two Doritos bags at the same time. He also likes to show all of his mobile games are talk about strategy’s for them. He doesn’t go to school very often. He’s the guy who farms girls on Snapchat. He wears roadmen style but he can’t shank man up.

Oscar- I’m very hungry
Vincent- let’s just go to Elis and eat there he can’t stop us.

Viggo- what a good idea
Elis- Amandela grabbar what the hell

by AmandelaViggo November 25, 2021