throb the dolphin

To jack-off; masturbate if you're a guy.

Person A: Want to go get something to eat?
Person B: Nah, I have to throb the dolphin. (:

by shadowknight4421 October 22, 2011

jerk the dolphin

Dolphins are the only animals beside humans that are capable of being jacked off.

Aaron was late to the party, he needed to jerk the dolphin off.

by BigRedTime52 June 18, 2011

Tangle the Dolphin

When a male masturbates, he is Tangling the dolphin.

I wanna Tangle the Dolphin but met-arts photo shopping isn't exiting me right now.

by Dolphin Mangler 112 February 14, 2012

Flogin the dolphin

to jack-off, to masturbate

"Hey Tod we found you at KFC were you Flogin the dolphin"

by Vip member November 25, 2014

punch the dolphin

An Australian term for masturbation

"Hey wazza I'm just gonna go out back and punch the dolphin"

by An Aussie Bloke July 22, 2016

super tiny dolphin

(1) A word to use to keep someone innocent when talking the topic of STDs.

(2) A word for the acronym STD

Hey, do you think Tulisa will give me a super tiny dolphin tonight? I'm feeling lucky!

by Queen of the valley May 22, 2016

Long range angry dolphin

When you fire a nerf dart at a foe and it wedges itself in between their butt cheeks or inserts itself completely

We were nerf battling and the bastard gave me the old long range angry dolphin.

by Aeden Kirin June 21, 2017