dildo

what you make dill cakes out of

Hey Brea can you knead this dildo for me while I warm up my oven?

by Brian57 December 23, 2007

dildo sanchez

1.Term most commonly used by horny highschool guys that will never get laid. Most oftenly an exclamation of hard penetration or rapid intercourse. Used sometimes as a transative verb or a prepositional phrase in itself.
2.Alias used by a horny kid named Zack
3.Large black parts hammering an undersized component.

Justin:"Heh, bet that chick takes it hard."
Zack:"F*in Dildo Sanchez, grrruahrhehr."
Justin:"Shut up, fag."

by BurninPanda March 30, 2005

dildohead

A female individual who holds their cellphone to their heads. (Related to dickhead; see dickhead)

"That dildohead is trying to drive and talk on her dildo at the same time."
"She is such a dildohead that she has to talk to her husband on her dildo the moment she gets into the store."

by Darjamvan January 23, 2009

dildo beans

bean shaped dildo's {i don't even know}

your mother uses dildo beans

by devon potwin March 30, 2009

Dildor

A person who's a dick (not literally, but could be) that often talks a lot and may fart deadly toxins into the air.

Man 1: Dude, that guy is totally a dildor.
Man 2: I get what you mean...
Dildor Guy: *loudly farts a wet one*
Man 1 & 2: REALLY?!
Man 1: Did you shit yourself, dildor?

by crazeGUY1515 March 30, 2013

dildo breath

someone who has dildo breath. The person sucks dildos all day long. If you would like to know who dildo breath smells like go smell olivias breath

olivias breath

by Anonymous March 9, 2003

dildo motherfuck

a way to greet those close and dear to yourself.

usually followed by "anus" or "mcfuck"

when phone rings..."ahhhh, dildo motherfuck mcfuck, how you doing?"

by JAMBO McPearson December 3, 2003