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crotch rocket

Dariel: So what happened last night? You and Keegan were getting pretty cozy.
Bree: There were definitely some crotch rockets going on. Nasa was basically taking off in my flaps.
Dariel: Solid!
by Dariel and Bree March 1, 2008
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Crotch pheasant

a bird-like creature that is VERY territorial and attacks your crotch when approached
"SHIT! that pheasant took my crotch clean off!" the Crotch pheasant strikes again....
by DP9000 April 16, 2008
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crotch wiskers

a detail found on the crotch of jeans giving the illusion that your jeans are vintage and have been worn millions of times before, when in reality you just got them that afternoon at american eagle. in the earlier years of this century these details were popular and could be seen in many different colors and sizes, from big dirty crotch wishers to skiny bleached out ones. crotch wishers can still be found today but in moderation.
britney-" i like totally started the crotch wiskers fad."
justin-"no, i dropped those sweet wiskers like 15 mins before you bitch."
britney-"that's it, the only way to settle this is with a dance off, work the beat white boy!"
by stephen cummings January 27, 2006
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crotch pocket

Open that crotch pocket so I could slip in my cock wallet.

I would definately explore Beyonce's crotch pocket.
by Johnnay May 17, 2003
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crotch rocket

A device that boys w/ small penis's use to completely erase their brains or smear them all over the road. This device has the ability to make boys think they are cool when in reality they end up acting like idiots and killing people on the road after masturbating to "Biker Boyz". The one redeeming quality is that Darwin's Theory has full effect on this crowd.
Watch the evening news on most any summer afternoon to see an example of one of these boys riding crotch rockets becoming organ donors.
by john levendowski May 17, 2006
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crotch rocket

fast motorcycle . . wheelies allot . . .
by sandguy April 4, 2003
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Crotch Lobster

The dong of someone with red hair and pubes.
Morgan: I heard that while Dylan was in Taiwan, someone ate his crotch lobster.
by grubyq August 5, 2009
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