canyon crotch

Large vagina

I don't have a small penis you just got a case of canyon crotch

by Woodys wash August 4, 2015

christ's crappin' crotch

expression of frustration and gentle undeification of the deity

christ's crappin' crotch! not published again!

by michael foolsley November 22, 2009

Holy christ on a crotch!

A more "embellished" phrase of the classic saying "Holy shit"!

An example of when to use it would be after excessive amounts of exertion to illustrate the mixture of exhaustion and lack of giving a crap about whats coming out of your mouth.

1) "Holy christ on a crotch! You almost got pancaked by that car!"

2) "Holy Christ on a Crotch, 'huff', thats a lotta stairs!"

by Grenstone September 23, 2011

Fire Crotch

Dave Maggio-
Having red hair and having red pubs...hense fire crotch

Your mom has a fire crotch

by Jayme June 15, 2004

crotch dance

Usually performed while under the influence of alcohol. While when dancing in a large group of people you stick your hand into the air with it cupped at a grabbing angle while laughing obnoxiously. You then reach down and grab the crotch of some hot unsuspecting babe. This behavior has a tendency to piss off some ladies boyfriends and to get you kicked out of clubs and bars. I speak from experience.

As Bellows drank beer among all of the hot female dancers, he decided then and there to do the crotch dance.

by Cramerica Industries January 17, 2007

rot crotch

Pertaining to a vagina that you would not take home to meet your mom. A skanky, morally increpid slut bag. A rot crotch for god's sake!!!!

That slut pulls more trains than Grand Central Station, she's a serious rot crotch!!!!

by THe F-Bomber May 21, 2004

crotch snot

nasty white stuff that comes out of your pooter

dammit, my panties are just SOAKED with crotch snot!

by pooter-face snatch-queen May 14, 2003