Couching

Couching is when you sit or lay on a couch and do nothing. It's also a sport.

"I won yesterdays couching competition!"

by The Queen Of Rainbows December 9, 2016

if the couch is rockin’, don’t come knockin’

a quote about having fun from emily in 401

me: what are you doing tonight?
emily: a guy from mutual is coming over!
me: oh cool!

emily: if the couch is rockin’, don’t come knockin’!

by strawberryshortcake9 September 3, 2020

Fuzzard's Couch

When a person and their couch have become a couple after years of a person sleeping on their couch and "sleeping" with their couch.

Don't touch that couch. That's a Fuzzard's couch.

by Staichen March 30, 2024

couch curtain

The flap of fabric that hangs at the bottom of the couch

Hey watch out don't spill it on the couch curtain

by child if God December 7, 2015

Couch

The best thing you could sit on

“ Aw man! I really need to sit on the couch, bro!”

by DoggyDiggy April 24, 2022

Couch potato

A lazy fucking shit who can’t get off his ass. These creatures don't eat veg or meat, only snax.

Look at this bitch ass fucking lazy ass fucking bitch cunt prick couch potato dude

by WhiteBoiNibba123 May 24, 2019

Couch fucker

J. D. Vance, the republican candidate for vice president of the United States of America.

"That couch fucker is going to cost Trump the election!"

"I know right?"

by Happy dude leftist August 7, 2024